In a medium bowl, mix the softened cream cheese, shredded cheddar cheese, chopped green onions, Worcestershire sauce, garlic powder, and black pepper until well combined.
Shape the mixture into a ball using a spatula or clean hands.
Roll the cheese ball in paprika to coat the outside and give it an orange, pumpkin-like color.
Wrap the cheese ball tightly in plastic wrap and chill for at least 1 hour to help it firm up and hold its shape.
After chilling, use a butter knife or spoon edge to gently press vertical grooves around the cheese ball to mimic pumpkin ridges.
Insert the pretzel rod into the top center as the stem.
Place the cheese ball in the center of a large serving board.
Arrange assorted crackers, mini pretzels, sliced cucumber, baby carrots, grapes, dried cranberries, and almonds around the cheese ball for a full charcuterie effect.
Serve chilled.